“Can ay have some free Clubcard points please, Nuhdeen?”
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
Aym sorray ay couldn’t protect yew all from havung toi listen toi the other gerrls’ vocals, but ay trayed, damn ut! Ay trayed!
Nuhdeen's 'drug deal' scandal
Customer: You got the gear, yeah?
Nuhdeen: Yes, sir...
Customer: What the fuck? Tesco Everyday Value Cola?!
Nuhdeen: SUGAR FREE Tesco Everyday Value Cola.
Customer: I asked for coke, as in cocaine.
Nuhdeen: Ooooh, ay gaht the wrang end of the steck! Ay thought yew were askung fur a Tesco delivery of cola; ay don't sell drugs!
Customer: You even said, 'I was off my head on this stuff all last night - such great crack.'
Nuhdeen: No, ay said, 'Ay was ahff may head on thus stuff all last nayt - such great CRAIC.'
Thus stage invader was so persistent and probablay suhrayuslay disturbed. Shay came oiut fur ehvray song and no-one could doi anythang toi stahp her.
Good luck toi all may fans currentlay revisung fur exams. Here’s a gif of may lookung much cuter than yew while sittung un front of a book. Ay hope yew faynd ut inspirung and motivational. XO
A walrus becomes overcome wuth emotion as a man presents him wuth a walrus sized copay of Nuhdeen’s aylbum Unsayshuhbul.
Thus image us often photoshahpped bey horrible Cheryl stans, don’t bey fooled bey thus fake image:
A fish cake?! They must thunk yew geys on Tumblr are reallay gullible.
